Mett -Aa's Pree-dictions

I haff bin late- lee doin daa readins of daa runes, bones, pebb- les, fevv-ers, marbles, stick-ee sweet wrappers and bits of bell-ee button fluff to hav a look-see at what da big future fing is got in store for the likes of the cre-ated, so what follows is some off da stuff i bin finkin i seen.

DREG

itts about time you hadd a baff , i don't like what you're up to, mainly bee-cause i can't see nuffing in my crystal ball and stuff , it's all censored out or juss got subtitles an stuff dat say fings like 'squigg - squelch' and such

FLUTE-OO BRIMM

daa coss-moss is in chaoses ann turd-moils, the planets are swir lin about as da moon enters your system - I fink i' ll ave a pint of whatever you bin drinkin!

LUCY- FER SPAMM

i got badd news, you're goin to die ('orrib- lee)

CARR-NEE

your goin to be loved, adoored and caresst -ed by a volumpshious beau-tee- full woman, you will also be travelin around wyrdworld to lotsa exotick pla-ses - unfortu-nitt - lee yor gonna bee a matchin fur coat ann suit -case

FUGI / FUDGE-EE / well, who cares?

not me, nor does daa bones

'ARD-BARK

da surf's gonna bee well good - loads of meteor showers ann earthquake s are gonna be happnin that' ll bring up daa tiddle waves like nobody's bizz-niss : of course dis' ll be no good to you anyway cos you'll be ded by then

SNUURGY- WURGY

your'e goin to hav a great day, bein reelly nice to furr-ees ann go forth wif daa posit -iff irr-add-ee-cation of all fings dat are bad. Now's da sun is in your sign it be a good time to cast away your big nasty sword and bee-come aa monk or sumfin.

Nahhh, I fink dat's gotta be somebod-ee else's

MEE !

summink big ann monster- uss is goin to come an kick my 'ead in ann do nasty fings wiv all daa leftover bits. Nahh, I fink i must be readin it all wrong, anyway i've gotto go now me an snuurgy are goin to do a job too-gevver for da Thess-aa-ni.