OVER DAA SMELL-EE CARPET- FING WIF LOTS 'N LOTSA FURR-EES

Dis is the second of the 'small' get - to -gevers of da Wyrdworld players what lives in the vaa-sinn-aa-tee of the GS's very hospit - aa-bull and quaint abode. There was no status points-es to acquire but that dint stop Peegee tryna sleep wiff Karnos, the GS and any other furr-ee to get some points (coz she's so crap in her turns).

And of all the furr-ees attendin this ee- vent imbued with litter-err-ee aa-bilit -tees, little mett -mee was choosed to do daa writeup. Unforch-nitt - lee, not bein able to read or write very good (illitritt i fink, or as Dreg puts it, "You're fick" ) I did have some help from a grownup but the rest I did all myself.

We all somehow ended up in the same pub as in the last odd-aa-see, which Snuurg had already hamstrunged evrybody and burned it and myself had looted. That Karnos bloke was there, havin a babycham or mineral water or somfink; we were all very excited about meeting a 'real' god again - so many questions to pose about life and our mere insigniff-cant part to play in it all; many gifts and powers to ask for and probbly not get. And Kaane goes and asks for a haircut ! Makes Winnie the Plopplop look like Einstein.

But Kaane did get his Ursus back and why not , and he seems very happy to be reunited wif his big chopper: but while one gets a sword, one and a half has to lose one; Snuurg is asked to surrender his sword. After a tantrum, lots of jumping upn'down and swearin he decides he will hand it over the only way he knows, and takes a swing at Karnos. But , bein a god and finkin he's really great , Karnos blocks Snuurg's blow (boo hiss). Snuurg then retrieves daa sword and hands it to Karnos who shows off again by making it float in a green glow-ee- fing.

Then comes da crucial bit: the GS dictates the reason we have bin summoned to daa place and Karnos tells us we are to go and find out what's different about the new monolith we all helped raise in da last cock-up. And in true Wyrdworld style , evrybody's doin everyfink else but listen at the imm-por-tint bits; Kaane's offrin fruit short -ee-cake biscuits , Rogerick's drawing guns , Peegee's confused or asleep , ann i'm still tryin to find out how to spell Karnos , while Dreg's doin his own thing what none of us wants to know about.

Anyway, we gets all tell-e-portled, and at daa mono- fing we find charcoal sticks in assorted animal shapes, and people turned into food. Dreg's straight in there havin' a whale of a time wiff all the dead. Kaane's tryin to bury the GS in small paper balls and Snuurgy's grinnin to himself and couldn't give a toss. Ian gets more paper thrown at him, wiv top marks to Snuurg for the 15-metre paper-putt into Ian's tea! And for Ian to read it in under a minute for it was writted in non- waterproof ink.

Peegee looks to me with dat fick look and whispers "What's goin on?" and "Why's everybody so crap at makin paper air-aa-planes?" Stupid cow.

Snuurg's a bastard to Kaane , like dis: Karnee asks im if he can read what's writted in rune-ee- fings on his new sword , and hands it over. Snurgy 'as a look at it and sez, "Yes, I can", and hands it back wiffout tellin' im what it is.

Ian suddenly receives messages from a Gamma World adventure a week earlier.

Walkin around, we find there's a lot of staa-tick, and dat you always sees daa mona- wotsits from straight on; there are no sides. Anyway, every furr-ee and Snuurg go into the mona-doo-daa, which excites Ian coz he gets to go "zzzipp! upp! psssiiipp! as each of us goes into daa fing. We all see diffrent personal images what relate to us in one or many ways, but not ness-err-serr- lee to any of da others.

Within the mono-didd- wotsit we find a big black altar. Dreg finds out he's allergic to it when his fingers start falling off , just when he'd asked how to ride Shitface (that's not strange Wyrdworld lingo, he wanted knowledge of how to ride his steed). Snuurg decides to show he's a bit clever and vanishes, but nobody wants to play hide'n'seek with that sort of big nutt -err and instead we decides to encounter a wood with paffs and get beated up by these demon- fingies whats camped by some bridge.

Dreg chooses a 6 from 1- 6 and gets a beast -ee burstin out of his chest (luck-ee bastard); as if that wasn't enough he then turns into a child in rags. My heart becomes stone, and I'm covered in metal and blood. Peegee gets her arm ripped-ed off and has a brain put in so she knows what's appenin. Snuurg becomes a sorta blobby body wiv an eye missin. Peegee uses the technique of throwin her sword away to attack, because she's crap.

Then we're all in a pur-pull world: Kaane jumps, Dreg climbs, Mett -aa (mee!)flaps my arms and flies while everybody else floats or glides. Clever stuff, eh?! Then we diss-cover an imm-portant piece of infermation when we encounter a village of uugghh-pphh humans. And they tell us that they had seven of their children stealed 2000 years ago. Bit careless.

Next fing is, Dreg shows that he can get attacked by two imps on fire and still maintain some sort of cred. Then it vanishes and we're at a large milky- white lake which loads of furr-ees are fishin around; they all keep lookin at Rogerick, and if you'd seen the ugly bugger, you'd know why.

Then we saw jungle fires or fires in jungles, or somfink, and Snuurg nailed on a cross wiv an army of insects surroundin him. Peegee was dancing about for some reason. We found a bridge and upon Kaane landin on it there's lightsn'dust and all that gumff and a voice doin a big Darth doodaa sorta fing -

" WE ARE EVRYFING YOU WANT TO BE, BUT YOU MUST DO FOR US LIKEWISE, OR SUMFINK ".

Kaane jumps into a black void, the remains of the bridge and dust swir l and become a soggy squiggy jigsaw. Peegee asks a stupid question and we get the old "YE, THOU" stuff all over again, wiv even less attention bein paid to it.

More imm-port -unt fings here again i fink but I forgot it, somfin about keystones, three sides, sorry!

Anyway, Snuurg finds out the signiff-cance of what's different but isn't lettin on, and lives evil- lee ever after.

da rest of us is all confused, Peegee's stupid and Rogerick's havin a brain hemm-err-oid or sumfin: and what did we find out? As I said before, Peegee's really stupid; Kaane is a bit odd with black eyes and red-tipped fur, we've all bugg-erd up again. And that was about it.

well, fanks fer readin' my scribb- ulls, by-sie-bye!

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