Loads of Love- lee Mett -Aa Mad-niss

word-ees and pick-chers by misterr Merrick Dur-ling

caa- ligg- raa- fee by tidd- lerr

hee- er's a pick of m ee, an nex to dat is loads of stuff I writ what you can see iff you clickle- dy - click on em. its brill.

HOW TO PLAY WEIRD-EE WORLD : what is daa inn- struck- shins to havin a game of furrys- an - snuurgs

METT-AA'S SURVIVAL PAW-BOOK : da brilly - best - est way to get through life wiffout gettin killed in it

METT-AA MAG IK : for those tim es when you needs a helpin paw or sumfink

METT-AA PREE-DICTIONS : whats goin ta happen to me , us , them , and that

OVER DAA SMELL-LEE CARPET : one of dem OTT fings wif me an a lot of other pee-ple

dats about it for stuf what I ritt - ed - not ever ever, juss what's on ee- er where Snuurgy ant notisst mee sneekin it in - anyway, iff you've ad enuff by now you can iss- cape back to daa night- ee- m ares fingy by click- itt - inn on m y scare- ee- croww fing whats at daa bott - um m of da page. Itts k inda lik e a m agik -fing all of its own, butt all-ways ree- m em m b - err dat Mett- aa Magik is loads gooder than that.

COO-EEE!

see, dere 'e is look, juss like i said - tickle 'is edd or his litt-le tum - ee wif daa handy- pandee- fing ann he'll bug - err you off back to daa ni- badds. bye- sie- bye!